David MacPherson
41) Blurbs
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What makes you a real writer? When some hapless hack asks you to write a blurb for their book. Ha! Suckers! With that in mind, David Macpherson must be a real writer. He wrote a lot of blurbs. He promises that he only read a quarter of the books he blurbed. He apologizes to the Union of Amalgamated Blurb Writers for reading as much as he did. He will strive to improve. With that said, he had a book due this month and decided the easiest thing to...
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One cocktail. One Man. Every damned bar in town.
There are a lot of bars in the City of Worcester, Massachusetts. David Macpherson took it upon himself to go to every watering hole and have a drink. Which drink? Why a gin and tonic, of course. He wrote about each of the 144 bars he went to from 2014 to 2015. There were good gin and tonics and then there was the time he got a gin and Coca-Cola. He found lovely people all around the city. He was also...
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An argle-bargle is copious but meaningless talk or writing. In this argle-bargle, we tackle the question, why do single socks disappear and where the hell do they go? Spoiler alert: we offer a clear and definite answer. You will read this book and understand the life of socks better. And maybe you will be a better person. Actually, you might not be a better person after reading this, because we have had lunch with you and you should chew with your...
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What do you collect?
What is hanging around the house with you like an old friend?
This is a book about all the things in our lives that we keep even though we know better. What are the things we should throw away, but we hold on to? Can we see the collection of playbills from local community theater productions art? If it isn't art, what is it?
In this book, there are chapters that look at coloring books, t-shirts, collectible Star Wars glasses,...
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What can you learn from finishing a book?
You can learn so much. Did it work? Why were parts hard? Why were parts easy? How come it went out on its own despite the author's best intentions?
These are all the questions you ask when you are done with a book. If you don't then maybe you should. Writing is learning. If you are not paying attention, then you will never get the books right.
For one year, David wrote down what he learned from each of...
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What you have here is a collection of fifty brief, silly-ass stories. None of them are long, so you don't have to suffer through one for pages and pages if you don't dig it. For this blurb, we include a bonus story. You can read it and see if you want to pick up this book and read the others. It's up to you. It's always up to you. Here is the free story we have given to you just because we like your face. "Surfing "One of the difficult parts of surfing...
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The Floor of Heaven is just 257 steps to get to.Something great must be at the Floor of Heaven and you should jump onto the first step and start the climb for salvation.Like all books about faith, this is a counting book. We count up all 257 steps.Surprising things happen on the way to the Floor of Heaven. Will they make sense? Who knows? I mean, does heaven make sense.Take the steps and find out. The only way to reach paradise is by climbing. And...
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How do we climb to the top of a comic? It's an absurd question, but there are a few comics where this makes sense. In 1967, Wham-O put out a comic book that was 52 pages and two feet high. It was called, naturally, “Wham-O Giant Comics”. It was not a success. Only one issue came out. Most of the copies never made it to stores, they languished in warehouses. Now, E. H. Riot, Royal Comic Explorer for the Queen, has taken the task of climbing all...
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Reading and walking is a thing that David does. People tell him to stop doing it. They tell him he might get himself in trouble. He tells him that it's fine. That he is fine. Then David gets hits by a car. A short memoir about the love of book and walking. It is a story of the consequences of such a folly. It is a love song to the dog who walks by his side while he does such an anti-social activity such as reading. The Long Weekend Review is a monthly...
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David Macpherson explores an hour long episode of Scooby Doo. This tale deals with Cass Elliot owning a haunted candy factory. Only Scooby and friends can save the day.
This book examines aspects of the show, the need for guest stars in a Saturday morning cartoon and the joy and pain of limited animation.
Mama Cass's Golden Caramel Bar is a funny, thorough exploration of something that was never meant to be closely examined.
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David Macpherson knew the artist Edward Gorey. Well, he knew him a little bit. When David was a young man, he volunteered in the same place Edward Gorey did. This book is a memoir of that time in Cape Cod. It is also a meditation on the people we remember and the people we name drop. What makes a person worth name dropping? Is it acceptable to name drop an artist that you barely knew?
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Can action figures give you happiness? There are many toy manufacturers who certainly hope they do. They made commercials to explain how you can play with them and what joy you should find in these Barbies and G.I Joe. This brief book primarily looks at the commercials for the toy playsets and the extra characters. This is a joyful look at the way the commercials tried to inform our desire and the way we play.
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Who doesn't want all your fears and desires to be wrapped up in list form? We have done that for you. Everything to be wary of is included. Really. Every single one.
The Long Weekend Review is a monthly e-zine that allows the writer to do whatever they want, as long as it is written in three days.
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How entertaining is it to open a box of random comics? We are not sure, but we are willing to let David find out. He has purchased a Halloween themed mystery box of 11 comics. Will he get the grand prize? Will he find comics he wants? Why does anyone want to share unboxing comics? All questions that could be hidden in the box with the comics. Come along as David discovers what books he received and what thoughts and associations they bring to mind....
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Don't ask Dave how many times he has seen Rocky Horror Picture Show. He doesn't remember. He does remember enough of his time seeing the movie to write about it. This not THE Rocky Horror story. It is only a Rocky Horror Story.
“The Hangover Hour Report” is a new journal where each issue allows a writer to create whatever they want. The one rule is that it must be completed in 72 hours.
56) Ratwarmer
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Tim is a ratwarmer. He has the power to bring people back from the dead. During the FlipSwitch, some people got some powers. Tim got the power of reanimation. It's not as great as it seems. He works for the police. He brings recently dead victims back so they can be a witness to their own death. That's what a ratwarmer does. It doesn't work well, but it's worth a try. Now, there is a murder in town. The wife a wealthy man. Tim knew this woman. And...
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Sometimes a book about a film can be a comprehensive and diligent study of the movie. Other times, a book about film is no more than a dumb dare. This is one of those. David Macpherson, writer of obscure old pop culture, got a box set of the Inner Sanctum movies. He decided to watch them and write a book about the process. Just to make it more interesting, he decided to do the whole thing while drinking. Didn't we call this dumb? We weren't lying.
The...
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"Writing is easy. You just open up a vein and bleed on the page.""I hate writing. I love having written." These are just two quotes that most writers know. There are a bunch of them. They seem to grow up around us like mushrooms. Every writer has a witty comment about writing. It must be a requirement for writing. You must write a book and you have to put out clever bon mots. If you can't be funny about writing, can you even be considered a writer....
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Every superhero has a reason for them being that way. This book contains several hundred origins of superheroes. They were scientists inventing potions. They got hit by lightning. They were children seeing their parents killed and swearing vengeance. We have every type of origin. All are recounted in a fun breezy manner. You will see patterns and tropes and have a good time. “Comic Book Hinterlands” is a monthly zine that explored the strange...
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The world of comics is filled with wonders. But in the outskirts resides the odd and forgotten. The comic that never played well with others. The story that was converted into another medium. The character that probably should never have had its own comic. Welcome to the distant lands of comic books. “Welcome to the Comic Book Hinterlands”. In our first issue, we present the first time “Spider-Man” was a live action TV Show. He was a character...